ashketchurn:

i’m tired 8 days a week

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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fffcuk:

me during the purge: *shoplifts*

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foxnewsofficial:

stop being too cool to enjoy things

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charlavail:

The first time I saw Part ll live there was one dance move yelyahwilliams did that immediately reminded of these little wooden collapsible toys, I finally got around to buying one and transforming it. The move is at 3:00 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJaWuelpppg

Before and after of the toy: http://instagram.com/p/qsiH4IS5AW/

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via everybodysfool17)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via benmontoya)

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

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cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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plasticbagvevo:

BUT DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER PLANKING???

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icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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