I AM NOW MORE THAN ALIVE

So don’t worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring its own worries. Today’s trouble is enough for today.
  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
  • friend: how long does it take to get there?
  • me: about 5 songs

How to be ugly

  • Step 1: Look like me.

2filhosdehades:

Dream Cast Percy Jackson and The Olympians/The Lost Hero 

Leo Valdez as Jake T. Austin